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i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

(Source: aimless99)

keeganmichelle:

I used to do this. It was kind of fun

keeganmichelle:

I used to do this. It was kind of fun

(Source: crouchingtigerhiddendragqueen)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."


poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore


aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it


(Source: shrekyourself)

  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people


royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like hthis

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like hthis

(Source: royalbloood)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they


ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

automatically:

trying to flirt with ur crush

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ijustwannabreaktherules:

so in totally irrelevant but still hilarious news

justin bieber left a comment on marina and the diamonds’ “primadonna” music video today

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